Sunday, June 8, 2008

Behold! The Greatest Movie Description of All Time!

Lifeforce (1985)

"A space commander and a Scotland Yard inspector search for a naked space vampire loose in London."

No, I did not make that up. It's a movie. A movie you must see to believe. It's so awesomely bad, it may rank among the most awesomely bad movies of all time.

Two inexplicable things about this movie:
1. It was directed by the guy who directed Poltergeist – by most accounts, a very good film.

Lifeforce, on the other hand, looks very much like something Uwe Boll might have cooked up.

2. Patrick Stewart is in this movie. No shitting.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Thanks for all the sex!

Read and then click the image: