Penny Arcade

Penny Arcade is truly a pioneer in Web comics.

This is one of my favorites:

Bash.org's Top 100

Bash.org's Top 100

A list of the funniest IRC quotes and conversations; a lot of these are great, but here's my favorite:

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

The Perry Bible Fellowship

The Perry Bible Fellowship

One of my favorite Web comics. Some of the best dark humor on the Web.

My personal favorite: Cupid Mistake

My Dick in a Box (uncensored)

Warning: NSFW



Saturday Night Live airs for approximately 4,680 mintues a year, and about two of those minutes are funny. If it weren't for the Inernet, we would have never caught last year's two minutes of comedy gold.

Rejected

Warning: NSFW

For the love of God and all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!

Nedroid Reviews Modern Art

Nedroid: Real Art Criticism — Real Art, Real Gooey

An excerpt:

"Our assignment was then to choose one artwork in the museum and sit in front of it for an hour and a half and write thirteen things about it, like the poem. I chose a work by Kate Shepherd entitled 'As the hart panteth after the water brooks,' Black Floor and Dark Yellow Walls'

I
O Black Floor
and Dark Yellow Walls
What an ugly interior design scheme
If I lived there
I would shoot myself"