Saturday Morning Watchmen
InGortWeTrust said it best:
"This video simultaneously justifies the existence of the Internet, Flash Animation, the '80s and Pink Keytars."
Sunday, September 20, 2009
"John can give you cancer, and he'll turn into a car!"
Saturday Morning Watchmen
InGortWeTrust said it best:
Best of Cracked.com
Here's a selection of some of the funniest articles from one of my favorite humor sites.
The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums of All Time
Chocolate Skittles: Like Being Mouth Raped by Candy
The Six Flags Mascot: Like Being Kicked in the Eyes By AIDS
6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped
22 Observations About The Goddamn EB Games Line I'm In
The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time
The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums of All Time
Chocolate Skittles: Like Being Mouth Raped by Candy
The Six Flags Mascot: Like Being Kicked in the Eyes By AIDS
6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped
22 Observations About The Goddamn EB Games Line I'm In
The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time
How smart is your local TV news station?
A lesson in when NOT to use graphics in your news story...or at least FINISH them.
alli: Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect
alli: Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect
"But here’s the most important thing the drug does: it makes you shit oil. Worse, it makes you shit your pants. With oil. This is not the ravings of some fringe conspiracy group, this is what the company tells you itself on its website. Buy our drug if you want to lose weight. Oh, by the way, you’ll end up shitting your pants."
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
An excerpt:
An excerpt:
Genesis 1
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
Mariah Carey:
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Saturday, September 19, 2009
The Twilight Post
Best of Rifftrax 1
Best of Rifftrax 2
Twilight/Frost/Nixon
Twilight goes South Park
EDIT: I would be remiss if I failed to mention Cracked's hilarious Twilight page.
On New Moon:
Best of Rifftrax 2
Twilight/Frost/Nixon
Twilight goes South Park
EDIT: I would be remiss if I failed to mention Cracked's hilarious Twilight page.
On New Moon:
"Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay."
Famous F*ckups
Miss Teen South Carolina
Mizzou's Chase Daniel likes boogers
Faith Hill is PISSED!
Not Necessarily a "fuck-up" but Mike Meyers reaction is PRICELESS (start at 1:30).
Mizzou's Chase Daniel likes boogers
Faith Hill is PISSED!
Not Necessarily a "fuck-up" but Mike Meyers reaction is PRICELESS (start at 1:30).
Infomercial spoofs
First up, Billy May's Blue Balls Dub
DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"
DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"
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