Sunday, September 20, 2009

"John can give you cancer, and he'll turn into a car!"

Saturday Morning Watchmen

InGortWeTrust said it best:
"This video simultaneously justifies the existence of the Internet, Flash Animation, the '80s and Pink Keytars."

Best of

Here's a selection of some of the funniest articles from one of my favorite humor sites.

The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums of All Time

Chocolate Skittles: Like Being Mouth Raped by Candy

The Six Flags Mascot: Like Being Kicked in the Eyes By AIDS

6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped

22 Observations About The Goddamn EB Games Line I'm In

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time

The Best of Best of Craigslist

*** Girlfriend Potential Test ***

To the Minotaur that lives above me.

I have a mastiff with a problem--I fear for my life

Ferocious Attack Kitten

Wow, YouTube.

How smart is your local TV news station?

A lesson in when NOT to use graphics in your news story...or at least FINISH them.

20 Movies In A Minute Flat |

20 Movies in a Minute Flat

Caught on Camera - The Best of Google Street View

Caught on Camera -- The Best of Google Street View

alli: Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect

alli: Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect

"But here’s the most important thing the drug does: it makes you shit oil. Worse, it makes you shit your pants. With oil. This is not the ravings of some fringe conspiracy group, this is what the company tells you itself on its website. Buy our drug if you want to lose weight. Oh, by the way, you’ll end up shitting your pants."


File this under: Jokes you can probably go to Hell for =D


LOLCat Bible Translation Project

LOLCat Bible Translation Project

An excerpt:
Genesis 1
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

Church Sign Battle

60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

Mariah Carey:
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

The Office: Best of Jim & Dwight's Pranks

From E! Online

The most amazing site on the Internet

!@#$!@@@@@@@ MY ISYS PROJECT @@@@@@!%#@!@

Life-sized Gundam statue in Tokyo is alive

Japan. Is. AWESOME.

Life-sized Gundam statue in Tokyo is alive

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Cracked Craption Contests

The best feature of the Web site. This is the best one EVER.

The Twilight Post

Best of Rifftrax 1

Best of Rifftrax 2


Twilight goes South Park

EDIT: I would be remiss if I failed to mention Cracked's hilarious Twilight page.

On New Moon:
"Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay."

Famous F*ckups

Miss Teen South Carolina

Mizzou's Chase Daniel likes boogers

Faith Hill is PISSED!

Not Necessarily a "fuck-up" but Mike Meyers reaction is PRICELESS (start at 1:30).

Classic: The Burger King Christmas Carol

Infomercial spoofs

First up, Billy May's Blue Balls Dub

DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"


And POWER THIRST 2: Re-Domination

Brad Neely

A legend of viral Web video. Here are two of his best.