Courtesy of Juvenile Comedy - which apparently no longer exists.
Some of my favorites:
3.) Let's play war. I'll lay down, and you have sex with my penis.
4.) I'm going to stare at your boobs now. Here I go.
7.) Your hair smells like bacon. Do you work at Denny's?
11.) My magic watch says you have genital herpes. You don't? Oh, then I guess it must be an hour fast.
17.) Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because ammonia gives me a huge boner.
20.) They call me Snowstorm, cause I give you 1-2 inches and make your life a bit more annoying for a week or so.
23.) I was hoping you could settle a bet between me and my friend here. He says your eyes are naturally blue, and I say that you're a filthy, dirty whore.
26.) *Snap fingers. Point at crotch.*
Sunday, April 6, 2008
A true reminder of how the Bible is the gnarliest story ever told. As David Wong put it:
"If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now."
Posted by Chimaera2009 at 7:37 PM