Internet Bumper Stickers

My favorite, unfortunately, is not for sale:


Here are a few more of my favorites:

The Bible: Rated R

This isn't a humor post, but it's something that interests me. Considering how much Christian fundamentalist complain about violence and sex, it's only fair to check out all the violence and sex in The Bible. This post will be a work in progress...

The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

Here are some of my favorites:

31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.

32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”

102. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are “casualties of war”.

136. Shouting “Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!” while out on a mission is bad.

Haiku Error Messages

Haiku Error Messages was part of Salon.com's 21st Century Challenge. Here's are the winners:

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?