Sunday, June 8, 2008

Behold! The Greatest Movie Description of All Time!

Lifeforce (1985)

"A space commander and a Scotland Yard inspector search for a naked space vampire loose in London."

No, I did not make that up. It's a movie. A movie you must see to believe. It's so awesomely bad, it may rank among the most awesomely bad movies of all time.

Two inexplicable things about this movie:
1. It was directed by the guy who directed Poltergeist – by most accounts, a very good film.

Lifeforce, on the other hand, looks very much like something Uwe Boll might have cooked up.

2. Patrick Stewart is in this movie. No shitting.

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